- Lerner: That’s all I know, everything else I told to Brady and his two consultants.
- Ryan: Two consultants?
- Lerner: Yeah, yeah - the writer Castle and his girlfriend
- Ryan: Girlfriend? Wh-wha-what do you mean, girlfriend?
- Lerner: What does that matter?
- Ryan: Hey, HEY! (slams table) I’ll ask the questions here pal! Are you telling me Richard Castle brought his girlfriend in your interrogation?
- Lerner: Yeah.
- Ryan: What was her name?
- Lerner: I don’t remember.
- Ryan: Well then describe her. (slams table louder) DESCRIBE HER LERNER, NOW!
- Lerner: OKAY! Okay! Tall! Medium length hair! What’s this about?!
- Ryan: What color? G-Give me a hair color!
- Lerner: Uh, uh, brown! brown! Brown eyes too, I think. Really pretty-
- Ryan: Body type?
- Lerner: AWESOME. I mean, awesome. She was like thin, gorgeous - hot, she was really hot. KATE! NAME WAS KATE!
- Ryan: ...son of a bitch.
The Beckett horny stile.
‘CASTLE’ 5x05 “PROBABLE CAUSE” PROMO
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHOW
HER NAME WAS KATE
This is possibly the most accurate gif I’ve seen in my life.
“It’s like new year’s eve, except without the kissing, for obvious reasons. But there’ll be plenty of that this weekend.”